mannequin

I watch a lot of crime shows and invariably somewhere along the way someone stumbles across a body and claim that they thought it was a mannequin. Over and over and over again which makes me wonder....why WOULD they think it's a mannequin. I mean, how often do you come across a mannequin that's doing something other than well nothing. It's not as if they go on bus trips, or take walks or ever leave their pedestals under their own steam. Nor does it seem very likely that mannequins are being smuggled out of stores. How would you do that? They are too big to put in your pocket or under your coat, add hair, sunglasses and shoes and it looks as if you are lugging a dead body around. And do you ever hear of someone coming across and mannequin ans saying, I thought it wasn't anything important, at first I thought it was just a dead body but it turned out to be sob, gasp a mannequin. Oh the humanity.

Also on the latest geico insurance company commercials, the ones that are using old black and white commercials or tv shows and show Jed Clampet back in 1963 on his PERSONAL COMPUTER signing onto Geico. Poor mountaineer my ass.