One of those end of year letters I 'd love to see

I hate those holiday letters that some people include in their cards. I know those people must be proud of kis/hubby/self but they tend to scream at me that I'm a loser and my husband has not won the nobel prize or the sons have discovered the cure for the common cold and I am not starring in a Broadway play. I'd like to see a truthful letter something like.....

Well it's been another great year in the Numbnuts family home. Little Bubba managed to keep himself out of jail this year (as long as we ain't countin' the weekends) while Little Bigger Bubba has found himself a new career wrestling alligators. He likes the job well enough but its a horror on his costumes. Sis has a new boyfriend and she has moved with him and his grand and his great grand children in a lovely little commune in the hills of West Virginia. We think this is the big love of her life cause she really doesn't much mind the cow bell he wants her to wear.

Pa finally got himself unwedged from the booth at Denny's where he gt stuck sometime back in August when there was more Pa than space between booth back and table edge. He's enjoyed his Denny's vacation and was sorry to see it end when the denny's management ripped out the table and freed him. He could have stayed longer but the managment said he was starting to smell and was putting people off their food. Hell, you'd thing they never saw flies buzzing around someone's head before. As for me, I still have my two front teeth though five others have been lost this year alone. Makes it easier to brush and I always thought chewing was over rated.

Well that's it for us. We're wishing you a happy holidays and a good new year and if you should need a bail bonds man... I've got a couple of numbers I can give you.


Love to all

Maybeliine.





Of course this is all made up. I've lost only four teeth and I do like to chew.