Warning... this is not a toy

Have you seen the warning on plastic bags that state it is not A BAG. Imagine, and here I was hoarding them for future grandchildren. Well today we discovered a use for those bags. They make dandy raincoats for a cat who loves to roll around on them till the static is such that it sticks to her as she runs around the living room wondering why she's laden with hitchhiking bags going along for the ride. At least she knows it's not a toy. I wonder if she can read.